[My guild] presents: Real men of genius.
(Real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)
Week after week, you tirelessly attend raids on completed instances and easy boss kills, riding on the coat-tails of your guildmates, to farm your epic loot.
(I look good in overalls)
Try to learn a new encounter? That sounds like a repair bill to you, and if you didn't have time to read the posted strategy, you sure didn't have time to go out and get some gold.
(What's our website again?)
Bad internet connection. Family emergency. Early morning appointment. Your staggering array of excuses is impressive and always amazingly well-timed.
(My dog ate my mouse)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, o Emperor of Opportunity. Because when the going gets tough... you've got to go.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)

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