Hi, Ladies and Lurklemen! My Forsaken rogue Tritchby on Wyrmrest Accord US is looking for a new home. Help a dead girl out?
After a great deal of soul searching, I finally and with great sadness quit my guild. I still love my guildies, and I hope to stay in touch via friends lists and the baby alt I left with them, but I rarely run into them when I play any more. I was just a bit lonely. So, I've decided to strike out on my own in search of friends and green text.
What I'm looking for: Ideally, a nice busy social/RP guild with a good number of female members and firm policies in place regarding harassment and hate speech. Frequent meetups/events/guild runs/get-togethers is a plus. I love RP, tending more towards casual improv than elaborate plots, but I wouldn't mind trying out the more involved epic style. I have no interest in progression raiding, but having a few guildies as moral support in LFR or Heroics would be sweet.
What you get (In Character): A bizarrely cheery frat-girl of a Forsaken rogue who loves dancing, drinking (alcohol is a PRESERVATIVE! It's MEDICINAL! Honest!), and catch-and-release pickpocketing. She will steal your underwear right off you purely for the sport. Then put it back. Usually correctly. There was that ONE incident with the Silvermoon ball and the one elvish nobleman who wound up leaving the party wearing a pair of lace panties that did NOT belong to him... or his wife... but I'm sure that's all blown over by now.
What You Get (Out of Character): A player who is slightly shy at first, but has a good sense of humour and is eager to please. Not the most skilled in combat, I'm afraid (I have the hand-eye coordination of a drunken slug. Yes, I know slugs don't have hands. MY POINT). But I will happily farm up fish for feasts and guild achieves, pickpocket RP items, and babble endlessly about the joys and possibilities of player-made RP goodies made via the Gryphonheart Items addon. You want me to make you a treasure map? I can TOTALLY make you a treasure map! See, you go into the advanced item menu and use the requirements option... ahem. Right.
If you have a guild that you think might be a good fit, let me know! And if you want to hang out in-game so we can get to know each other and see if we'd suit each other, that would be AWESOME. Drop Tritch a whisper or an in-game mail, we can go clubbing or tavern RP pub crawling or something. Hope to hear from you soon!