Reckoning Arrives on WRA - Now Recruiting! (US-Horde)

Please forgive if this gets posted twice, LJ ate my first one, I think. O.o Xposting in a few places.
Sonofedit: FFS, I hate formatting on LJ. I give up. -throws up hands-

Currently Recruiting - Updated 3/27/12 

RPers!

Social/casual players 

PvPers

Serial Huggers

Alternates for progression raid team

Achievement hunters

Acheesement hunters (mozzarella spec, especially)

Altaholics

Anyone who is just a gosh-darned friendly or neato person, by golly

Bronies

Those who have NO EFFING CLUE what a bronie is...

News as of 2/28/12: Reckoning is now 8/8 in Dragon Soul normal mode. Congratulations, guys! GO GO HEROIC MODES.

We are a motley crew of friendly, awesome and very often silly people who just like to hang out, play some WoW and have fun. The GM-of-many-alts has been playing since forever and together, she and her wacky cohorts, otherwise known as officers, and Pinky, will TAKE OVER THE WORLD (of Warcraft)! /shot

In all seriousness (well, mostly seriousness, we hardly ever get ALL SRS... ness...)... if you want a fun, casual environment, free of hate language and L33Tspeak, look us up.

We kill stuff! We have a progression raid team who regularly smashes through pve content. Lead by the handsome and charming Remghar (sorry, ladies and gentleorcs, he's married!), the Reckoning raid team heads out twice a week on Tuesdays and Thursday nights to get their dance on... I mean, slaughter mercilessly! We are not currently recruiting for full time raiders, but when folks need to miss a night, we go to our guildies first!

Smashing other players faces...... 

Untested beginner, still quivering in your boots? Battle-scarred veteran, who faces down swarms of Horde ALLIANCE (recent faction transfer, go go!) without batting an eye, on your own, with no bubblegum?? We want you to come PvP with us! We might eventually get a rated team off the ground, but for right now, we’ve got several guildies, including our very own GM, who always fancy a good hockey match- I mean brawl!

1. Bribe the GM. She accepts candy cane ice cream, fuzzy socks and pictures of adorable baby animals.

2. Deliver 24 [Broken I.W.I.N. Button]s to the mailbox behind the Orgrimmar Auction House. Perform a chicken dance while wearing a purple hat. You must depart walking backwards. You will be watched.

3. Fill out our short, fun application. It’s more of a tool for us to JUDGE YOU MERCILESSLY- I mean, get to know you and make sure we’ll totally love each other in platonic ways. Or non-platonic, if you are Trelant. Dem HORNS! ;)

Our awesome application can be found at: http://reckoning-wra.enjin.com/recruitment

Séngo/Haestus/Danikah/Masrìn/army of other, lesser alts - Guild Master, Altoholic, Mistress of Totally Terrible Puns

Trelant - Officer of Tentacles... er. Horns!

Arcayne - Fashion Consultant

Jueles - Devotee of Cats and Dialect Expert (Valley Girl specc'd)

Remghar - Raid Leader and all around decent gentleorc

Kraeaga - Floor Tile Inspector